Holy crappers. She’s already a one-year-old. Is it possible to bundle her up and stick her in a time warp so she stays like this forever? Probably not. But in the meantime, thanks to my girl Laura Farris and her uncanny ability to find products that fluff up any child to...
OOOHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE!
Okay, seriously? Could she be any cuter? And that outfit??????????? To die for!
P.S. I can’t wait to see the party pics 
so flippin’ cute!! Makes me soo baby hungry….she’s delicious!
I cant wait to see her party! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!! So much personality, SUCH AMAZING SHOTS OF COURSE!!!! I can’t believe our babies are 1! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN????
Well I think she is her own person but at the same time I see a lot of her sissy in her as well. She is BEAUTIFUL! You mommy and daddy got some pretty girls!
She WILL be a heart breaker with those eyes!!!
I can’t believe she is already one. Time…that’s just what happens.
Little Charli has certainly been special ever since she was born. She loves life and everyone around her and has the sweetest personality. Grandpa and I just adore her!!
Melissa.
When I typed this note – it sounded “scary!” Please realize I am only joking.
I was just wondering if you are your girl’s only photographer. You do not contract them out, right? Charli is not under contract with Jet-puff marshmallows, right? Because she needs time to grow up and not be hounded by the paparazzi, as you have been, over the years, {Yes, I heard about the restaurant incident. I’m so sorry that the paparazzi ruined your meal.)
Your site is blocked from all sugarholics “Registered” or not, additionally have your blocked barren women throughout the world?
Did I see that her actual birthday is July 7, 2009? Guess! with whom she shares a birthday!
I think your girls are beautiful and with your husband’s genes I hope they are even a few inches taller than you when they grow up! ?
LOVE, Floss
Back to my attempt at being funny over email……
BTW: Great on the Kick-boxing! Wouldn’t it be fair to have you and Phillip on opposite sides of the room so more people can watch an expert discreetly? Does the “Y” pay you guys? Do you get free babysitting there? Have the instructors ever asked either of you to substitute, just to motivate people?
I have to tell you this though, even though others just learning the routines felt pretty good about their own slow kick-boxing progress; some left the class feeling less than coordinated and more like they were newly cerebral palsy inflicted.
(This would be more funny in person…. I promise.)
Love, Floss XOOXo
Melissa.
When I typed this note – it sounded “scary!” Please realize I am only joking.
I was just wondering if you are your girl’s only photographer. You do not contract them out, right? Charli is not under contract with Jet-puff marshmallows, right? Because she needs time to grow up and not be hounded by the paparazzi, as you have been, over the years, {Yes, I heard about the restaurant incident. I’m so sorry that the paparazzi ruined your meal.)
Your site is blocked from all sugarholics “Registered” or not, additionally have your blocked barren women throughout the world?
Did I see that her actual birthday is July 7, 2009? Guess! With whom she shares a birthday!
I think your girls are beautiful and with your husband’s genes I hope they are even a few inches taller than you when they grow up! ?
LOVE, Floss
Back to my attempt at being funny over email……
BTW: Great on the Kick-boxing! Wouldn’t it be fair to have you and Phillip on opposite sides of the room so more people can watch an expert discreetly? Does the “Y” pay you guys? Do you get free babysitting there? Have the instructors ever asked either of you to substitute, just to motivate people?
I have to tell you this though, even though others just learning the routines felt pretty good about their own slow kick-boxing progress; some left the class feeling less than coordinated and more like they had been newly inflicted with cerebral palsy.
(This would be funnier in person…. I promise.)
Love, Floss XOOXo
Seriously. I am NOT NOT intimidated by your kick-boxing talents. I just have NOT been able to get to that class. Vince said the Intro to “Chair Exercises for Seniors – LoveToKnow Seniors,” would be more my style. I’m signed up!
How cute are these!! Weren’t our babies just born? A year goes by way too quickly. Charli is such a beautiful baby. That romper couldn’t look cuter on her either. Love these!
His baggy jeans and collared shirt were perfect symbolism of his inviting casual demeanor. His backwards placed red hat meant all business but his 5 o’clock shadow was proof that he was there for fun. This was the Jake Garn Workshop, a simple pleasure and Mother’s Day gift to myself. I sat in the back,...
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Melissa, your writing is brilliant, I can’t stand it. You have an impeccable way of providing others with a sensational depiction of your feelings. Thank you for sharing. Can’t wait for the images.
Oh my gosh I’m so jealous, keep me in mind for modeling when you’re ready to rock n’ roll.
GIRL! not only does your photography rock but your writing skills are rediculous. excited for the pics from the workshop!!!!
Wow, I look scary! It was so fun to meet you the other day. This is such a great capture of the entire workshop.
Ahhhh, I’d hug you too Melissa! Thanks so much and it was so fun to meet you!
Melissa, you cute thang! First of all the first thing I noticed when you walked in the room late was how beautiful and tall and cutely dressed you were. Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone noticed the baby food 
Secondly, these are just so fun. I laughed at Angies comment because when I saw you put these up I was PRAYING there were none of me in there. hahaha Can’t wait to see what you got of the models. That one of Macy in your slideshow is stunning. Lovely meeting you friend
Hey! Can I get copies of the photos of me? And would it be alright if I posted them on my Facebook? (Of course crediting you!) Thanks- Tess
My brother (Matt) is in your pic number 11…looks like you all had a great time.
Melissa
WOW! What a neat experience. I’ve been craving for some sort of inspiration lately too. Just something, I haven’t figured it out yet.
Can’t wait to see the images, but the behind the scenes are incredible.
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